The Democratic States of Unified Birbs is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Epaminondas with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.426 billion Unified Birbsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birb City. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unified Birbsian economy, worth 132 trillion Birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 93,116 Birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the children of Unified Birbs are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Birbs's national animal is the Birbsian Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Holy Birb.

Unified Birbs is ranked 80,773^rd in the world and 39^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,124.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.